Have you seen this majestic creature?we miss him.hailing from the shadey alps of wanneroo,the loveable brown bear often resides/drinks/hunts in the sunny fields of craigiefornia.If approached please do so with great caution, as friendly as the bear can be,he gets very protective of his loved ones- peter stuyvesants,captain morgan and disco cup and is known to strike down with great force at anyone/anything that comes between them.
If sighted please contact your nearest police station,rspca,dorcia.
fun fact you didnt know about brown bears-they poo up to 8 times a day.
LONG LIVE THE BEAR
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