OSAMA BIN AND GONE

Osama Bin Laden is dead.His body and beard were found outside Dorcia-He was tricked in to believing there would be ''No haters'' but after failing to blend in amongst all the crusty demon fashion,he was spotted and quickly hated on. Shocking claims coming out of the White House today that report-Osama Bin laden and Saddam Hussein were the masked iconic dj's in the popular group DAFT PUNK, a secret kept for years by The U.S pentagon and JB Hi Fi. Only now that both terrorist leaders are dead the government could release such shocking news.