Jocks are Cold Blooded

Recent studies from Professors in the U.S have shown that Juicehead Jocks are in fact cold-blooded. Professors say that Jocks over the years have evolved since the early 90's,partly due to Ed Hardy,Lonsdale and Jersey Shore-they now store heat cells from their prolonged sauna bonding sessions, solariums and Cott sunday sesh's all to help them run west- coast highway in the middle of winter no matter what the conditions, with no shirts on. Other studies show that jocks also have a Kewl Air Pouch which they only use when cornered,ladzy or at ParkLife,-this Kewl(Co-ol) air pouch is often used during the the midst of Perth Harsh summers to help cool their shirtless bodies while raving in the silent disco tent. Here are some shocking pics of this evolving nightmare.