Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Man Auction-Week 3-Liam Barden

Another Very special treat for you ladies/queers this week in the 3rd installment of the Man Auction-the Birthday boy Liam Barden is up for sale and after the previous 2 male candidates Tom "rent inspector'' Cullen and Darren ''Bondi vet'' Miles each going for 250k respectively this promises to be a good one!NAMES-Ham,hammyboo,bearded plebian,Beard Grylls,little bear,Jude Law
BORN-4/11/87
STAR SIGN-Scorpio
LOVES-Growing manly beards.excessive tanning.Peter stuyviezzzz.graffing FIGJAM on perth landmarks such as belltower,parliment house,craigie sheds.stacking shelves.shelfing foreign objects.blondes,pure-blondes,platinum blondes,dirty blondes.fishing.bodyboarding.tension.tension visas.corner.ke$ha.the Doors.finding bong caves on west coast highway.
HATES-pale people,shoes,condoms,non-blondes
ACHIEVEMENTS-Once went down on a girl for 8 hours outside Dome cafe in rottnest in broad daylight.Goes to UNI.Good at run outs.
SUMMARY- Super good dude with a great all year base tan and agressive facial hair,loves a party and loves companionship and long beach walks.
START BIDDING!

cheeboii-hams new car

Happy birthday Ham

Cheeboiiwasabi would like to wish Perths Bearded Plebian Liam ''buggery'' barden happy birthday.
                                             (strippers coming to hams birthday party-dont tell him)