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Jocks are Cold Blooded

Recent studies from Professors in the U.S have shown that Juicehead Jocks are in fact cold-blooded. Professors say that Jocks over the years have evolved since the early 90's,partly due to Ed Hardy,Lonsdale and Jersey Shore-they now store heat cells from their prolonged sauna bonding sessions, solariums and Cott sunday sesh's all to help them run west- coast highway in the middle of winter no matter what the conditions, with no shirts on. Other studies show that jocks also have a Kewl Air Pouch which they only use when cornered,ladzy or at ParkLife,-this Kewl(Co-ol) air pouch is often used during the the midst of Perth Harsh summers to help cool their shirtless bodies while raving in the silent disco tent. Here are some shocking pics of this evolving nightmare.

Michael Jordan - How Quickly They Forget (MJ vs Lebron)

Jay-Z/kanye Making ''lucifer''

Flight Of The Conchords - The Humans Are Dead

Satelite View of Craigie Waft

This Shot was taken from NASA SPACE STATION while hovering over the world/craigie. As you can see the beloved craigie poo plant is wafting its delightful chemicals/sense over perth stronger then ever, keep an eye out for the new WAFT mens fragrance hitting stores/ swap meets near you.

WEEKEND PICZZZZ

With Perth just being voted the biggest party capitol in the world just ahead of IBIZA and MANDURAH it makes sense how every nightclub has a photographer lurking around catching the MOMENTZZ and in the back of his head hoping he might get one or two girls keen to fluff him for their glimpse of social networking glory. So i decided to jump on the bandwagon and take some photo's too of the loose partygoers of perth on the weekend. Enjoy.WASABII.

LMFAOMGAYEST BAND EVER

IMAGINE BEING THESE GUYS?OR THEIR PARENTS?OR BROTHER/SISTER?OR FRIENDS?it would suck so much. I would rather shelf a ninja star then listen to their album.

ITS BEEN TOO LONG BUT BETTER LATE THEN NEVER

Where have we been do you ask? I hear you

Apart from being lazy at updating, I went on a quest with 8 other friends to a land far away

Many Tales to be shared in coming days. We saw plenty of people like thi,s unfortunet but to be expected

                                             And we rode around on scooters like this

                                                    Dressed like this....

                                                 The odd wave like this

                                          Shared a boat with UNO enthusiasts like this

                                                 Oh and a lot of this