Saturday, September 10, 2011

MIGHTY DUCKS

Incase you forgot...Mighty Ducks are the best sporting team ever to grace this world...after the WAFT and the movies are awsome !!So do yourself a favour and watch these video's and marvel at their skills,determination and Coach Bombay's haircut.

Axe-Wielding Bird ATTACKS!

Thursday, August 25, 2011

WASABI EXPRESS

BOATZ N BRO'Z

todays headlines






wooorrrrddd

Jocks are Cold Blooded

Recent studies from Professors in the U.S have shown that Juicehead Jocks are in fact cold-blooded. Professors say that Jocks over the years have evolved since the early 90's,partly due to Ed Hardy,Lonsdale and Jersey Shore-they now store heat cells from their prolonged sauna bonding sessions, solariums and Cott sunday sesh's all to help them run west- coast highway in the middle of winter no matter what the conditions, with no shirts on. Other studies show that jocks also have a Kewl Air Pouch which they only use when cornered,ladzy or at ParkLife,-this Kewl(Co-ol) air pouch is often used during the the midst of Perth Harsh summers to help cool their shirtless bodies while raving in the silent disco tent. Here are some shocking pics of this evolving nightmare.





Sunday, August 21, 2011

Flight Of The Conchords - The Humans Are Dead


Satelite View of Craigie Waft

This Shot was taken from NASA SPACE STATION while hovering over the world/craigie. As you can see the beloved craigie poo plant is wafting its delightful chemicals/sense over perth stronger then ever, keep an eye out for the new WAFT mens fragrance hitting stores/ swap meets near you.

WEEKEND PICZZZZ

With Perth just being voted the biggest party capitol in the world just ahead of IBIZA and MANDURAH it makes sense how every nightclub has a photographer lurking around catching the MOMENTZZ and in the back of his head hoping he might get one or two girls keen to fluff him for their glimpse of social networking glory. So i decided to jump on the bandwagon and take some photo's too of the loose partygoers of perth on the weekend. Enjoy.WASABII.








Monday, August 15, 2011

LMFAOMGAYEST BAND EVER

IMAGINE BEING THESE GUYS?OR THEIR PARENTS?OR BROTHER/SISTER?OR FRIENDS?it would suck so much. I would rather shelf a ninja star then listen to their album.

ITS BEEN TOO LONG BUT BETTER LATE THEN NEVER

Where have we been do you ask? I hear you
Apart from being lazy at updating, I went on a quest with 8 other friends to a land far away
Many Tales to be shared in coming days. We saw plenty of people like thi,s unfortunet but to be expected

                                             And we rode around on scooters like this



                                                    Dressed like this....


                                                 The odd wave like this

                                          Shared a boat with UNO enthusiasts like this


                                                 Oh and a lot of this

Monday, May 2, 2011

Wasabi Commercial

OSAMA BIN AND GONE

Osama Bin Laden is dead.His body and beard were found outside Dorcia-He was tricked in to believing there would be ''No haters'' but after failing to blend in amongst all the crusty demon fashion,he was spotted and quickly hated on. Shocking claims coming out of the White House today that report-Osama Bin laden and Saddam Hussein were the masked iconic dj's in the popular group DAFT PUNK, a secret kept for years by The U.S pentagon and JB Hi Fi. Only now that both terrorist leaders are dead the government could release such shocking news.

Monday, April 25, 2011

WHERE ARE THEY NOW?VOL 3-RICKY GRACE

Here at cheeboiiwasabi,our office desks have been filled dailey with emails that echo the same question.....Where is the 90's basketball legend Ricky ''Amazing'' Grace?for years the Wild Cat ran riot on the court against his opponents and Graced(no pun intended)coke cans across the world and all the promo windows chicken treat had to offer,he was the face of a generation and a delicious promo dedicated to 1/4 chicken and chips.



The staff at cheeboiiwasabi tracked down Rickys movements thanks to a close source to us who knows ricky well and that source gave us the scoop of his whereabouts and what big Richard is up to.

Ricky is currently a farmer in Mt magna where he grows basketballs and potatoes on a 35 acre sqr block where he lives with his family and rents a room out to these two guys,also keen farmers but in the pharmaceutical area.


When Ricky isnt busy on the farm he also coaches 4 jnr basketball teams in the region and plays in the under12's team if there short.

Some would say ricky fell from grace,after such a successful career in basketball and free chicken treat for years to now a  farmer in mt magna which seems like a completely different world, but others disagree and one thing is for sure.ricky will always be amazing.So amazing in fact that rumours have it he has been asked to be in the next series of the smash hit reality show ''the farmer wants a wife''!!$$!! even though he is married,Mt magna law states any ex basketball player/turned farmer is allowed BY LAW to have up to 6 wives.