Monday, December 27, 2010

The Many Sides Of Rewi

In this Christmas holiday special us here at cheeboiiwasabi are going to showcase what too many guava cruizers can do to you and the great tale of a loveable,placid,smooth skinned,comic loving,good guy from auckland who has built his reputation as one of Craigies Finest.The the other tale of 2 of his friends Dangerous Dave and Cruizer fuelled Verbal Abuse-Creg.

Rewi
D.O.B- October 7/1990
Likes-Comics,friends,skating,Fashion,Gaming,Ninjas,good times.
Dislikes- Maui,Dave,Creg.
Criminal Record-Clean

                                             (Rewi-at a childrens charity event-great guy)

Dave
D.O.B- 10/cruiser/of the evening
Likes-Laughing,the odd write off towards friends,Dance offs with Blonde Pharoe(slowey slozza cullen)smoking,skulling drinks,topic discussions,filling friends in on the recent Gamer forum discussions.
Dislikes-Rewi,maui,some of cas's insults/comments towards him.
Criminal Record-Street drinking,steeling some timezone tokens,assaulting maui after a heated Mortal Kombat battle.

                                             (Dave-Disgusted with the anonymous decision that he lost the dance off)

Creg
D.O.B- 20cruizers/25cigarettes/4losses of MK down.
Likes-Verbally assaulting anyone in the 2km radius,non-triggered attacks on friends at table,swaying in chair,debates,mumbling,Throwing down dance challenges,passing out.
Dislikes-Sober people,Rewi,dave,maui,cas,buddah,ham,slowey,sheena,clomas,ruthers,mother teresa,craigie,raymond.
Criminal Record- ASSAULT CHARGE- Once beat up a kid outside Timezone innaloo after losing in Street fighter IV.
GRAND THEFT AUTO- When rejected access to republic twice,creg attempted to kidnap the owners beloved chitzu maltz and ran in to the moonlight naked and stole a cat bus,luckily rewi called the cops and creg was intercepted on mitchell freeway by the police and the dog was returned to its rightful owner.

                                                  Creg-Vintage form
                                                        Creg-pre-bottling buddah and maui
                                           Republic owner delighted to have Puff 'N'Stuff back in his arms after a nervous wait for the cops to track down and stop Creg.

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